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charlottelabouff:

[starfire voice] MY ANACONDA DOES NOT WISH TO PARTAKE

(via supnikita)


stability:

people who feel comfortable pooping anywhere other than their house are not to be trifled with

(Source: stability, via definitive)


partybarackisinthehousetonight:

cop: do you know how fast you were going?
me: 0 to 100 real quick
*we both start fist bumpin and shouting HELL YEAH HELL YEAH*

(via brony-friendzoney-420)


pink-vulva:

reasons i want to look GOOD 

  • for myself
  • for myself
  • to plant the seed of envy in other bitch’s hearts
  • for myself

(Source: pinkvelourtracksuit, via supnikita)


vibes-of-lily:

I hope my back didn’t break your knife.

(Source: resettles, via immersings)


In a future episode I call Jensen ‘kiddo’ because apparently it’s not ok to say ‘I’m not planning on fucking you.’
- Kim Rhodes (via jeni-thunder)

(via spookycasfucker)


ghore:

I’m on a new diet called don’t fucking look at me

(via scap69oat)


bitchface12345:

eyebrow gaps are better than thigh gaps reblog if u agree

(via officialwhitegirls)


unstablefragments:

Nike Roshe Run ‘Polka Dots’ via Hype DC
Buy it @ Finishline | Nike US
nickynackyneu:

artichokeonthisdick:

OH MY GOD

this is why I love my local police

cockringtoss:

hearing teachers swear keeps me young

(via hotmesswithouthehot)


crrabs:

*tries to get eight hours sleep in 3 hours*

(via hotmesswithouthehot)


prayxr:

how to spot a cheater this is actually helpful